You KNOW you fat when your shadow is in the shape of an Ice Cream cone.

#TheDoors #JimMorrison #LizardKing

My #TBT contribution.

HOLLYWOODxBLUE

HOLLYWOODxBLUE

starwars:

Artoo is pleased to announce the launch of our official Tumblr! We promise there won’t be any cat videos… except maybe a nexu or two.   

starwars:

Artoo is pleased to announce the launch of our official Tumblr! We promise there won’t be any cat videos… except maybe a nexu or two.   

"My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude." - Warsan Shire

One season left! Can’t wait to see how shit ends! #SOAFX #SAMCRO #SonsOfAnarchy #ReaperCrew #First9 #MotorcycleClub #Outlaws #HarleyDavidson JaxTeller #CharlieHunnam #TooManyHashtags?… #JK #IDontGiveAFlyingFuck #DONOTDISTURB

In your kitchen like…

Fuck Authority!!! #NeverConform

@GlassOfWhiskey #BreakingBadAMC #JessePinkman

The Wave!

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. Every year they meet down on Madison Avenue to go shopping for their wives. So the poor man asks the rich man, “What’d you get for your wife this year?”

The rich man says, “I got her a huge diamond ring, and a brand new Mercedes.” The poor man says, “What’d you get her both for?”

The rich man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the ring, she can bring it back in the Mercedes and still be happy.” The rich man says to the poor man, “What’d you get for your wife?”

The poor man says, “A pair of slippers and a dildo.” The rich man scoffs and says, “What’d you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?”

The poor man says, “She don’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!” - Tony Soprano #TheSopranos

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